Last month, for some bizarre reason, people up and down the length and breath of Britain happily spent their days queuing up for petrol.
What a bunch of sad idiots we all are.
Of course, the government encouraged panic buying, and shockingly, for once, people actually listened to them.
Now this week, we have the news that Britain may have avoided slipping back into a recession due to this panic buying, forcing people across the country to actually spend.
And who said that politicians are not smart…