Single vs Taken – how to spot the difference.

Taken men are impeccably dressed.

Single men look like they have been through a hedge. Without actually going through a hedge…

Taken men are broke.

Single men are broke, but they spent their cash on decent things like motorbikes.

Taken men know what a ballet is.

Single men cannot spell the word.

Taken men have a smug look on their face.

So do single men.

Taken men do not play video games, draw comics or watch action films.

Taken men do not know what they are missing out on…

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2 responses to “Single vs Taken – how to spot the difference.

  1. he he… 🙂 Well, it looks like you enjoy being single.

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