Why are you here?
You should all be dead by now.
Didn’t you hear of the Rapture?
Well, you know, being alive is such an inconvenience. I had my final day planned out just right.
But here I am this morning. Judgement Day has not turned up, and this is where I am. Here, blogging, complaining and looking back at a week of tomfoolery…oh well, at least yesterday was sunny!