Great Drug Combinations

Viagra + LSD = F**k man, it’s so big – wow!

Speed + Cannabis = Yo, I want to like, so, totally dance, yeah man, yeah. Do you get it?

Alcohol = I hate my life!

Alcohol + Alcohol = I love you!

Alcohol + Alcohol + Alcohol = I hate you! No wait, I’m sorry, I love you really!

Alcohol x 4 = I love life!

Alcohol x 5 = What happened last night?

Amphetamines + Laxatives = (A very Skinny Person) x (Film Starlet)

Cocaine + Alcohol = Normal Friday Night in London!

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