(CEO Big British Banking Corp)
*Champagne, Caviar, Prostitutes, Limosuines and Corporate jets will be provided to the biggest 6 shareholders** only. These include myself, Lord Houghty Toughty (Chief Operating Officer), Lord Mason, Lord Mybestbuddy From School, Lord Truscott Moonie Taylor Snape and Sir Someone not that Important.
**We do not really count the government as a shareholder. After all, they roll over whenever we tell them to, hahaha!