The Sex Blog 2 (Robots)

Previously on ‘El Director’.

The Advantages of Having Sex with a Robot:

Turned on when you are.
No need to be presentable before sex.
Customise the voice to what you want (sultry/squealing/sassy)
Basically you have a ‘hard wired sex slave’ (damn, I wish I came up with that quote)

The Disadvantages of Having Sex with a Robot:

They are heavy. This is not obesity, just pure solid metal.
Needs to be recharged continuously. These things can die out in the heat of the moment (unless you are into necrophilia).
Lack of mobility (you can’t take these things on the tube).
Kind of geeky to have.

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